Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Newest Finger Jokes!!

At the request of mom, I am coming up with severed finger jokes for her to be entertained by and to entertain her friends later.......

My latest and greatest:

Mom is always raving about how she is the only blind paddler and the only deaf paddler, etc, etc, etc....Now she can say she is a deaf, blind double amputee. ba dum bum ching!!

Anyone else?? I have lots.........Mrs Goff....


Anonymous said...

Here is one

I am walking down town Portland.

I come across some free loaders sitting
on the sidewalk..

One of them pipes up and asked:

How many fingers do you see???

It is kinda funny actually..

It is a true story!!


Mama-Beans said...

::dirty, warning::

Bob worked off shore..halfway into his shift, he calls his wife..."Honey don't worry, I am ok. An accident occured and my finger was cut OFF"...She yells, "The whole finger??"

"NO, NO, the one right next to it....."

Bubba's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally cuts off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room.

The doctor says, "Good Lord! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."

Bubba says, "I haven't got the fingers."

The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2004. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"

Bubba says, "Well, heck, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up!"

"Yo mama's got three fingers, talkin' 'bout, "Gimme five."


Sad jokes, I know.....