He loves me

So Ethan is in Amsterdam, and he can't get his email to work, and the phone card won't work either. But he is having a good time and he loves me.

How do I know this if he can't call or email me?? He proposed a trade to me in one of our fantasy football leagues. I automatically get emailed when someone proposes a trade, and there is a comment section where you can try to talk someone into trading players with you. He wrote his situation down in the comment section. How very Amersony. Fantasy football--connecting people across the world!